Gotta be worth something.
Harvard Entomologist Piotr Naskrecki recently posted on his blog about an encounter in Guyana’s rainforest with a South American Goliath birdeater, a spider so large it’s the size of a small dog or puppy. According to Naskreski, “Their leg span approaches 30 cm (nearly a foot) and they weigh up to 170 g.”
I will spare my more sensitive readers and not provide a photo; suffice it to say, it’s a BIG HONKING SPIDER and it doesn’t fear adventuring parties… err, ‘people.’ Not a web-spinner, alas. Then again… when you’re a spider that eats birds, do you need a web?
Moe Lane
PS: It also hisses. Also: assuming that it can get across the Panama Canal – which it probably cold – it can walk from Guyana to almost anywhere in North America. Pleasant dreams!
Goliath Online
Ild throw in a little bonus if you threw in a few Bard lore Fun Facts on the spider to your party during the encounter.
In his blog, after wading through his rant about eco-fascist hate mail*, he says these things are in pet stores for $100. THEY”RE ALREADY HERE!!!!! MUHAHAhaha!
/panic
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*yes, Piotr, the state of US science educations is…. wanting.
.. the state of U.S. education *in general* is .. wanting.
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That said .. yeah, they’re already here .. I’ll have to ask the local animal shelter if they’ve gotten any as owner-surrenders.
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I .. don’t think the average plumbing is up to the typical spider-funeral for these guys.
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Mew
Smite, smite, smite, smite the giant eight-legged freak…
Primly: I don’t give XP for killing monsters.
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Even if during my fictional Grays in Vietnam campaign, dead communists could be turned in as XP for treasure because of the scientific value of their bodies.
I hear they put PUFF on that one. Just remember to save evidence of the kill.
That’s it, I’m officially going to need to carry a shotgun EVERYWHERE.