:slow motion: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…”

DANGER! DANGER! INITIATE EMERGENCY SHUTOFF PROCEDURES! CUT ALL POWER TO SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE AND RAISE BLAST SHIELDS!  DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LIGHT! DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!

santorum

…Still, that’s kind of gangsta.

6 thoughts on “:slow motion: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…””

  1. C’mon, there’s way worse stuff than that on the internet.
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    Although .. two girls and a cup aren’t – far as I know – running for office.
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    Mew

  2. Dude, Dan Savage had the contest for an alternate meaning for “santorum” in ’03. The politician’s website comes up reasonably soon, these days.

      1. Because I’ll putter around Urban Dictionary like it was Tv Tropes, but I’m not going to watch the debate. I’ve got standards, after all.

  3. The instant he said that, I immediately began fasting and praying, and I’m no Santorum fan. Then I thought, “SURELY Santorum’s turned the search-engine-optimization equivalent of the Death Star loose on THAT problem by now.” Anybody know if I’m right?

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