Please, do not try to place obituaries of political candidates in the newspapers.

People will want to chat with you afterward.

I mean, in what universe is this considered intelligent? What the hell do you expect the Secret Service to do… OK, don’t answer that.  What the hell do you expect a COMPETENT Secret Service to do?  Have a bit of a laugh and move on?

Noooo. They might appear to laugh and move on, but what they will do is put you on a list that you will never, ever leave.  And I can’t quite make myself feel badly about that, either. Because that’s just dumb, man. Legit dumb.

4 thoughts on “Please, do not try to place obituaries of political candidates in the newspapers.”

  1. More importantly, it’s funny
    And it gives our public servants the appropriate amount of respect (that is to say, none at all).
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    Sure, the person who did it was a lefty. But he was bygod an American!

  3. Is that the same Secret Service that stiffs the hookers in Caracas ? The same ones who wreck their cruiser driving drunk ?? Why yes it is !! Well there on the case now .

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