…What? There are, like, 9 delegates (6 pledged) at stake. And no, I have no idea who will win. There are four people on the ballot and one of them isn’t even running anymore (Carson). Cruz, Rubio, and/or Trump could win and it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.
“What’s the polling?” Polling? POLLING? Ha. Ha-ha-ha! Ha-haa-haa-haa-HAAAHAAAHAA!!!!!! HAHAAHHAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA-HAHA–HAAAA-HAHAA (the sedative takes hold)…
Results here.
[UPDATE: …My God, I’m doing an update to an election post for the US Virgin Islands primary. The mind reels. Anyway, AoSHQ Decision Desk is telling me that the Green Papers is wrong and the process is a bit of a mess. It probably always is, to be fair; it’s just that nobody’s ever had to CARE before.]
[FURTHER UPDATE: so much for results dropping. Apparently nobody is answering the phone over there.]
You can embrace the madness, but that only means he’ll make you vote for him *last.*
I was going to snark about how this year isn’t a complete write-off, since it gave you reason to make a dedicated post about the U.S. Virgin Islands primary, but it occurs to me that there’s something bigger to snark at.
How did John Kasich fail to qualify for a ballot spot in the U.S. Virgin Islands primary?
The same way he failed Pennsylvania?
For the tropical flavor:
Arthur Lyman: Fire Down Below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6I-Kvw3ri4