People should just be embarrassed on the National Enquirer’s behalf at this point. It’s like watching somebody being paid to poop their pants in public. And for a ridiculously small sum, too.
.@TedCruz on National Enquirer report: If my dad was involved in the JFK assassination, I will also confess he's Elvis.
— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) April 22, 2016
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpb4ZAAP6Z4
Donald J Trump has no Elvis in him.