Quote of the Day, Yeah. Going Back To North Korea Would Be Contraindicated edition.

Contra. Indicated.

North Korea has demanded that two Australians return to Pyongyang and apologise on national TV for fooling the regime into thinking they were professional golfers.

The Australians in question were pretty much Hell, no in response.  Personally, I would advise a certain amount of prudence in the future. I have prepared a map for these two fine fellows:

no

Do not voluntarily go inside that circle, my Australian friends.  They will be looking for you inside that circle.  And do not think that I am suggesting anything craven, here: simply prudence. You have already kicked the chollima in the testicles and then made it give you both a ride; there is no need to prove your Australian-ness further. You have done what you came for.