Ladies and Gentlemen: I present to you the stupidest damn sport in the world.

Tazer soccer. Excuse me: Taser FOOTBALL.  And it’s exactly as you imagine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG7WTtfVX1s

The people running the sport wish to assure us all that getting repeatedly shocked with a taser at one-third power will have no deleterious long-term effects on the participants’ health, well-being, or cognitive function.  …And you can believe as much of that as you like.  Or as little.

Via… I’m not sure, at this point.  I had it on a browser tab, I swear.

Moe Lane

PS: Note that I do not say that this sport should be banned. Merely that if you play it, you’re probably an idiot. Game on!

3 thoughts on “Ladies and Gentlemen: I present to you the stupidest damn sport in the world.”

  1. They need to amp up the power, and bring it into the World Cup.
    At very least, it would provide a reason for all the flopping.
    And there’s an outside chance that it might actually make soccer interesting.

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