Jurassic World 2? …Wait. No. STOP CLONING DINOSAURS, YOU IDJITS.

Dear God, when will they LEARN?

How many times must the freaking dinosaurs escape the freaking enclosures that have been put up for them before somebody says Hmm. Perhaps we need to reassess this entire ‘resurrect the dinosaurs’ thing?  I said this back in 2014, and I’m saying it today: some universes might be able to handle cloning dinosaurs.  The universe that this movie series chronicles is not one of them.

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And they’re not even going to have feathers!