As I noted on Twitter: the funny part is, you get matches for free if you buy a pack of cigarettes anyway. Or, at least, you used to. I stopped smoking over a decade ago, so I’m maybe out of the loop.
PHOTOS: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon, sliming sedan: https://t.co/iabvhwTamL pic.twitter.com/tf7T9tvZq6
— The Oregonian (@Oregonian) July 13, 2017
‘s almost enough for me to try to get Loudon Wainwright III to come out of retirement …
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“Dead hagfish in the middle of the road
Dead hagfish in the middle of the road
Dead hagfish in the middle of the road
And it’s slimin’ that guy’s sedan”
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This, of course, simply *does not scan* .. I’m sure someone else can do better.
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Mew