Alleged post-World Series baby boom in Chicago.

“Alleged” because this is pretty much the definition of subjective.  Sure, it makes sense that people might celebrate the Cubs winning the World Series in such a fashion as to get a rise in the birth rate nine months later*.  But the way that pregnancies work for humans is sufficiently varied that you can’t really count on any one outside event being a conception trigger. Or whatever the term is.

Also: why couldn’t this have been in Boston?  Then I could have made a joke about the Curse of the Bambino becoming the Blessing of the Bambinos.  I mean, that’s funny, right?  At least dad-humor funny?

OK, I’m done now.

Moe Lane

*”Intercourse.  He’s talking about sexual intercourse.”