I’m not saying that it’s a bad caption. It’s a great one. I’m just saying that I would have gone for something a little terser and grittier. And in all caps.
…Wait, I have a tag for ‘Alpacalypse’ already? Hold on… ah. Different picture, ultimately. Whew!
— HUMOROUS ANIMALS (@CUTEFUNNYANIMAL) August 18, 2017
I, for one, welcome our new alpaca overlords. One of their major platforms includes putting all the English Majors to work growing alfalfa. (joking!!)
We could do worse for camelid overlords. Their wool is, for the most part, both hypoallergenic and comfortable.
I wrote up an Insidious Psionic Llama Conspiracy for In Nomine once.
Not to be confused with Alpocalypse, Weird Al’s 2011 studio album.