@JimmieWrites thinks that this isn’t worth clicking through, but it totally was.
Had Richard Lord married ex-partner Mavis Wanczyk he would have shared her record-breaking $758.7 million Powerball windfall.
But as the couple ended their 15-year-relationship late last year as nothing more than boyfriend and girlfriend Lord is not entitled to a single cent.
“Paging Mrs. Knowles-Carter… Ms. Knowles-Carter, please pick up the red courtesy phone.”
Moe Lane
PS: Bourgeois middle-class morality for the WIN.
Full bragging rights: Thats my home town, a couple miles down the street I lived off growing up, my sister used to work at that convenience store. So, um, I guess the universe is just taking its time to narrow its sights on me, so when there’s a really big solo prize, it’ll have its aim down straight. Yeah… thats it.