‘Tis tradition to note this date here, by the powers! Although, alas, it’s more of a previous-decade sort of holiday these days. None the less: enjoy yer piratical shenanigans today, me hearties. Fer at the crack o’dawn tomorrow, yer old lives will return.
Wit’ a curse.
Aye, and ye should be intrducin’ yer little ‘uns to Disney’s Treasure Island, wi’ the immortal Robert Newton portrayin’ ol’ Long John hisself, burn me for a backstay else.