I got absolutely nothing against either goose hunting or goose hunters; but you have to respect a critter that decides that, if he’s gonna go out, he’s gonna try to take his killer out with him. It’s what you do, man. It’s what you do.
Duck! Goose! A dead goose falls from the sky, knocks a hunter unconscious on Maryland's Eastern Shore. https://t.co/yRqnw4sKL6 #odd
— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) February 3, 2018
Geese are jerks, but you’d have to have a heart of stone not to appreciate the irony.