It’s scheduled to miss me, and my relatives in coastal New Jersey should be all right — but my relatives in New England are gonna get hammered, yet again. There’s been a lot of snow up there. So if you’re up there, buckle down. I swear, it will be June again, some day*.
Moe Lane
*Eighty. You can hold out for eighty more days, right? It’s not that hard.
The weird part is that each storm brings a few days of warm weather, so all the snow keeps melting. And then falling on us again a week later. We had a week of 70 degree weather in February!
Up here in Almost-Canada there are only two seasons: Winter, and the Forth of July. As mild as February was, I should have expected the snow gods were just saving up to dump in March, with compound interest.
It is still snowing. June is a mythical place, like Shangri-La.