I have seen the Daphne and Velma trailer.

But I will not show it to you.  Thankfully this abomination before the Lord will not appear in theaters; it’s going straight to digital/DVD.  Oh, Daphne & Velma doesn’t look entirely wretched, once you realize that it’s aimed at a particular demographic of teen girls, by people who have taken a black-box approach to how Disney does it*.  But somebody forgot to tell the production crew that Velma’s supposed to be better looking than that.

:pause:

Not that I’m suggesting that cartoons that were still on the air when I hit adolescence had any effect on my, ah, opinions about things, of course.

Moe Lane

 

*It didn’t work.

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