Finally scored the not-Agent-Scully-at-all Agent in Secret World Legends:
Which also got me the English psionic runaway teenager Agent because I get her when I get 39 Agents:
So, hey, go me.
PS: Yeah, sometimes these posts are all about me, and the people reading this who actually play Secret World Legends. Getting this agent was a royal pain in the rear, so I cheer. And I shall cheer this meaningless victory if I want to. Neener neener.