I bought a bag of ’em to feed to ravens, but I’m told that I should have gotten the unsalted kind. Apparently, this is bad for birds, because of too much salt or something like that. Personally, I am dubious, but I am also not any sort of naturalist; I just wanted to have some corvids over in the morning while I’m having my coffee.
Anyway: aside from eating two pounds of salted peanuts over the course of the next couple of weeks, is there anything else I could be doing to the blessed things?
That’s easy. Make a boatload of peanut brittle. There are multitudes of recipes for it.
Yep. Family time, everyone start shellin’ peanuts, and when you’re done, brittle ’em .. and maybe put some aside for peanut butter cookies etc.
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Mew
You could start your own oddly themed steak place.
“Dragon Steaks” has a nice ring to it. Or “Troll Steaks”. I wonder how hard Giraffes are to raise for their meat.