I am apparently very fortunate in my in-laws. No, really. The worst thing I’ve ever had to do in terms of rituals is coming up with truly awful kitsch gifts for the annual family reunion. Which is to say, nothing like the Ready or Not Red Band trailer below:
Via Ars Technica, which is by the way smoking crack if it thinks that the groom is really going to be on the bride’s side for this one. He’s either going to die, betray her in the end, or die AND betray her in the end. It’s that kind of movie.
Moe Lane
PS: Is it going to suck? …Maybe? I like the idea of death cultists who don’t know how to use their own weapons. It really does a have certain horrific-comic appeal, God help me. I suppose whether or not I end up liking it depends on what kind of mood I’ll be in when I watch it.