It’s beautiful, man. Just beautiful.
If this isn’t on The Onion’s front page tomorrow somebody’s failed as an editor there.
Moe Lane
PS: I know, I know: they’re jackwagons. They’re still jackwagons who produced true art on this one occasion, at least.
That’s good, but I will never get tired of the classic “Taco Bell’s Five Ingredients Combined In Totally New Way”:
https://www.theonion.com/taco-bells-five-ingredients-combined-in-totally-new-way-1819564909
Still fond of “Ghost Of Christmas Future Taunts Children With Visions Of PlayStation 5” myself.
https://local.theonion.com/ghost-of-christmas-future-taunts-children-with-visions-1819566694
> Star Wars—Episode IX: Jedi Destiny
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And now the #@!& is taunting US!
Also today’s “Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter” is pretty good too.
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https://www.theonion.com/real-buzz-aldrin-spends-50th-straight-year-on-moon-tryi-1836538506