I am of two minds with SATANIC PANIC.
OK, yeah, obviously the ‘blame the rich’ vibe is strong in this one*. And a little annoying. But they’re also going with a schlocktacular (schlocktastic? scholckarific?) old-school horror movie vibe, because Fangoria knows what it likes and it likes gooey demons, lurid stages, and streaks of fake blood on respectable cleavage. Also, hey: Fangoria’s making movies now! What an interesting future it is that we live in.
So I dunno. Maybe it’ll be good after two beers and a few slices of pizza.
Moe Lane
*Particularly since any world where you could summon Baphomet this easily would also also be one where you could politely ask the Archangel Michael to stop by and kick Baphomet’s nasty ass. Again. Remember the last time that happened? Because Mike does. And while he really shouldn’t visit on your own, well, you popped onto Earth first…