A female student at Da Vinci Charter Academy, a public charter high school, brought the cookies to school on Oct. 4 and gave them to at least nine other students, said Davis Police Lt. Paul Doroshov.
Via @DeltaGreenRPG. You will be pleased — well, perhaps ‘pleased’ is not the most comfortable word to use here — to know that this is not a case where the headline is all you need. There are morsels of further Dark Humor to be found in the LA Times article. I have carefully not mentioned them so that people can actually click the link for once. I know it’s the LA Times, yeah — but I’m a fair man. They can have this one.
You’re singing a song about Sandy Claws, aren’t you?
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I’m torn between asking “what the frick is wrong with you?”, and being terrified at the prospect of receiving a comprehensible answer.
Teenagers are just chock full of terrible ideas ..
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Also, why is Amazon offering me sugar cookies ? That’s the last thing I’d like just now …
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Mew
Saw the date of October 4. And I thought, “This is what happens tomorrow!?”
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So she was trying to make sure her grandfather was properly grokked? o_O
Someone watched that South Park episode where Cartman mistook Kenny’s ashes for chocolate milk mix and learned the wrong lesson.
Having finally shown up here, seen this entry, and seen the various media referenced in response to it, I am obliged to share this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inubkn_TmUs