Shot:
Traditional homemade moonshine is known for being inferior to liquor manufactured by federal standards, but it compensates by being more potent. It is also occasionally toxic, due to short cuts taken by the creators.
Three libels in two sentences. Impressive, in its way. But still, indeed, damnable lies.
Wasn’t learning fractional distillation the purpose of high school chemistry?
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Important rule, kids: if the distillate makes your eyes burn, don’t drink it. People were safely making whisky long before they had ready access to accurate thermometers.