GeekTyrant noticed this, buried in a story about Amblin Entertainment partnering with Netflix:
One area the director will not revisit is Jaws. Deadline heard recently that Universal broached the subject to reboot Spielberg’s breakout classic, with Spielberg producing, and the answer was a firm no.
…Personally, I might have preferred that Spielberg had responded to such a highly impertinent question by dangling the unlucky Universal suit over a shark tank, but that would have been unethical. After all, you don’t blame the messenger for the message. Life is not a Conan movie. And JAWS should not be remade.
Moe Lane
PS: I don’t actually want to see a Spielberg Conan movie. I want to see a Guy Ritchie Conan movie, set in Conan’s thief days.
For all his flaws (mainly deciding to f*ck Madonna), Ritchie is 5 out of 6 for directing enjoyable films I’ve seen, with King Arthur being the only stinker.
Lock/Stock, Snatch Both Sherlocks and UNCLE were all fun.
Considering what we already know of the original production and its PTSD-inducing difficulties *alone*, I don’t blame him.
But yes; you don’t remake a movie like that, for all the reasons.
About the only Conan story I could see Spielberg pulling off is Tower of the Elephant.
Other than that, he’s certain to screw them up worse than the ending of A.I.
Ritchie for Conan the Thief? I’d watch that.