I’m not telling you to see this movie. BIG FREAKING RAT is undoubtedly going to be, to quote GeekTyrant, “so freakin’ stupid.” But the trailer is worth your time.
Not least because the filmmakers understand what you want to see. You want to see the BFR, in all of its cheesy glory. And gory. Lots and lots of gory. And they deliver. …Although I’ll be damned if I know where you can find the movie (it definitely isn’t on Amazon: not even the ‘you might as well stick it there’ parts). Then again: that’s probably for the best.