Tweet of the Day, How Do You KNOW It Was An Elephant, Officer? edition.

Because that area? I hear there’s a lot of meteor strikes in that area. Real… concentrated ones. Let’s not just assume it was an elephant.

Besides, I recognize the elephant in the photo. It was at a party I was at that night. You should be looking for another elephant. …Meteor cluster. I mean, meteor cluster.

Via @CalebHowe.

Moe Lane

PS: This has come up before, yes.

3 thoughts on “Tweet of the Day, How Do You KNOW It Was An Elephant, Officer? edition.”

  1. I say we figure out which elephant killed the poacher and then very publicly make sure that it has lots of breeding success. Say what you will about our ancestors: putting criminals on pikes meant business.

  2. I like how the el…meteor strike just happened to have separated the suspected perp from his cell phone before he was trampled into a sticky paste, which then just happened to come into the possession of the rangers, who have since then passed the cell phone off to the police, who are using it to track down his buddies, who are apparently known to be poachers, not suspected.

    Looks to me like that meteor strike is hunting the poachers, instead of the other way around.

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