It’s disappointing because there’s no Essex Serpent in the trailer. Instead, it seems to be mostly about whether Claire Danes would rather sleep with Tom Hiddleston, or Hayley Squires. …Look, I’m not begrudging Apple TV+ subscribers their period psychodramas. I just wish they’d be more upfront about whether or not any actual cryptozoology is involved.
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“No animals were hurt in this movie”
“Actual cryptozoology is involved in this movie.”
If we can do one, certainly it is reasonable to do the other!
Meanwhile I’m disappointed that our esteemed host has missed or ignored the obviously bawdy source of the title… 😛
I’m classy that way and sh*t.