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  1. A friend of a friend went to a GnR concert, and was surprised to be handed packets of saltines upon entering the venue, with very strict instructions not to eat them until “Axl says”.
    Well, the Dead were still touring, and everyone jumped to the obvious conclusion. Midway through the concert, Axl said something to the effect of “You all got a special little gift tonight, with instructions not to open it until I say so. Well, now’s the time!” People enthusiastically ripped open their packages, and crammed their mouths full of crackers. Just in time for the band to start playing “Patience”. And Axl whistled alone.

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