Tweet of the Day, May You Never Have To Be This Metal edition.

Well now.

The epic tale of the American pilot who flew his Mustang under the Eiffel Tower in German-occupied Paris chasing a German fighter & lived to tell the tale https://t.co/v5zmVE6lr5

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 26, 2023

Died at the age of 92, by the way. This is how he described the event:

WILLIAM OVERSTREET: He figured I’d try to get around and he’d have time to get away. He was wrong. I was right behind him, right under the Eiffel Tower with him. And when he pulled up, I did get him. But that’s a huge space. That’s not close at all. It’s plenty of room to go under the Eiffel Tower. But it makes a good story.

Yeah, Bill, sure, anybody can just go and do that if they have to. Riiiiight…