I was as skeptical as the rest of you would be about a movie described as “a folk horror twist on the story of Job”, but THE WOODS ARE REAL looks like it might have a vibe to it. The film at least gets points for picking for their protagonists a trendily good-works couple who are more than a little smug about it. Presumably they won’t quite break under the stress testing, but who knows? These days, if you really want to be transgressive in your art then there’s nothing better than unironic bourgeois morality.