The “Beetleju… Ha! You almost got me, there” BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE teaser trailer.

I didn’t ask for BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, but it doesn’t look too bad. Unfortunately, what it does look like is like everybody from the original cast has had a full life since then. Which is likely why Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis’s characters are nowhere to be seen*: their characters can’t get old, since they’re, well, dead.

I wonder how lighthearted this movie is going to end up being.

Moe Lane

*Jeffrey Jones is absent from this movie for… other reasons.