THE DAY HAS COME WHEN WE MUST SEND ANOTHER CETEACEAN EMISSARY TO A NEW HOME IN THE HEAVENS.
PREPARE THE IMPLEMENTS OF LOFTY RAPTURE. MAKE ROOM FOR THE GRAND CEREMONY. ALLOW THE TECHNOSHAMANS THEIR SPACE, SO THAT THEY CAN CAST THEIR AUGURIES AND CALCULATE THE SACRED EQUATIONS OF ESCAPE VELOCITY. WORRY NOT. ALL WILL BE WELL.
Moe Lane
PS: SHOULD ALL NOT BE WELL, REMEMBER TO ACCEPT THE FLESHY TEARS OF THE WHALESONG WITH DIGNITY, GRACE, AND AT LEAST THREE INCHES OF STEEL PROTECTION OVERHEAD.
Oregon Department of Transportation (officially) blew up one whale in 1970…
… and nobody will let them live it down.
Good!
Mew
And it was GLORIOUS*.
*Also, very, very messy.
And extremely smelly.
DO IT AGAIN