Tweet/PSA of the Day, Do Not Mess With The Local Tribal Gods* edition.

Particularly on the evening before the summer solstice. I mean, technically the actual Midsummer’s Day is a matter of some interpretation, but still. The point is, if you’re going to do this sort of thing you’d better hope that the universe really is a vast mechanistic conglomeration of blind physical forces that lacks any sort of metaphysical Powers; because if it is not, you’re kind of screwed.

Moe Lane

*To quote Harry Flashman: it ain’t lucky.

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3 thoughts on “Tweet/PSA of the Day, Do Not Mess With The Local Tribal Gods* edition.”

  1. On the one hand, I am alive in Christ so I need not fear what gods of stone or wood can do.
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    On the other hand, they claim they are doing it to save the planet. Maybe the makers of Stonehenge really were worshiping nature spirits.
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    On the gripping hand, “I have walked the earth for 40,000 years. When I first found your ancestors there was ice a mile thick where you now stand. You think a warmer planet will harm me? Foolish mortal! For your blasphemy, I shall turn you into a greenland shark near some Icelanders. Enjoy becoming hakarl.”

  2. Jail them onsite.
    In a cage of wicker.
    Shaped like a man.
    Stack lots of firewood nearby.
    Leave.

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