I need nothing less than the absolute, unquestioned pure quill. They must be perfectly representative, trope-namers and establishers, and pure in their nature and execution. When those in the know for this genre hear their names, they must nod. Yes. This is the best three of them.
What? Oh, I just need to do some research for this year’s Timmy story.
My wife watches them all, every year, including the ones she’s seen multiple times. I have seen more than my share as a result.
Timmy will enjoy mocking
Crown for Christmas
A Biltmore Christmas
Christmas Under Wraps
He may even find himself moved by the schmaltz. Not your schmaltz, the original kind.
Thankee sai.
OH MY GOD THERE’S AN UNDERGROUND BLACK MARKET IN PIRATE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES
This is simultaneously disturbing, and well of course there is!
I don’t even know how one would access such films. I always thought Hallmark movies were more of an urban legend, like the Thin Man or those places where cars roll uphill.
I treasure your innocence. 🙂