Tweet of the Day, This Is What You Have To Beat To Win Today’s Internet edition.

I’m with Iowahawk, here. This is… this is special.

♫ When the eel's in your butt and then chews through your gut, that's a moray ♬
— Dispatches and drama from Seattle protest scene (@bennetthaselton) August 2, 2024

I’m not saying that I realistically tried to beat it with my response, either. I just wanted to be good enough not to embarrass myself.

"And then Alexander Hamilton wept, for he saw that there was no way you could fit all of that on a headline." https://t.co/1A76WzoXq2
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) August 2, 2024

2 thoughts on “Tweet of the Day, This Is What You Have To Beat To Win Today’s Internet edition.”

Best. Scary. Headline. Ever.

“I don’t know why she swallowed the fly!
Perhaps she’ll die.”. 🙂

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