I will say that if restored Bronze Age jewelry whispers to you that you should put it on, you should not do so; in fact, you should inform the relevant authorities forthwith. Don’t worry if this leads to increased mental health-related scrutiny. You’ll be quietly cleared once the person who does heed the whispers puts on the jewelry, and then does… whatever it was the jewelry wanted doing. Besides, a couple of days away from the Internet honestly sounds kind of restful, once the withdrawal symptoms subside.
Via @CalebHowe.
Keywords: Smithsonian, D.C., politics, Epstein, Washington Press Club
Alternatively, if it’s a ring then taking it to the nearest volcano and dropping it into the lava might not be a bad idea. Possibly rough on your finger though. 🙂
OR … and hear me out here: you listen to the whisper with gibbering abandon.
At this point, Why settle for the *lesser* evil?