Normally it would be ‘done by Saturday,’ but Saturday is the MD Renn Faire. I’ve got most of the illustrations made, and… yeah. There’s a reason this sucker’s only going to be 99 cents. I’m not saying they’re wretched, but I’m leaning heavily on manipulating the public domain clip art; and brothers and sisters, but it shows.
Tentative cover art:
Again, not wretched, but… I am a writer, not an artist.
That had me thinking it was an actual website error for a moment until I read the fine print! I applaud the font selection on the “content not available” message.