Indeed, the trailer is not yet officially up on Youtube yet. And surely none of us can imagine why. A real mystery, that.
*The alternate working subtitle was Now the hour and the movie have met. Alas, I decided that the multi-layered irony involved in picking that one was too dependent on the history of the Confederate States of America, the career of Jefferson Davis, and the pernicious influence of Sir Walter Scott on nineteenth century American rhetoric. The alternate-alternate working subtitle would have been ‘Welp,’ but @alexthechick used that one already.
Wasn’t Snow White supposed to be more beautiful than the evil queen?
It does seem rather needlessly cruel, doesn’t it? Thirty-nine. Four children. And it’s still not even remotely a contest.