I’m not gonna lie: I don’t know whom I’m rooting for in DEATH OF A UNICORN. I know it’s supposed to be the evil corporate whoevers, but unicorns are bad. Like, really bad. Everything from Faerie is bad, which is why even the possibility that it is actually somehow real is enough of a justification to keep blanketing this planet with cold iron and electromagnetic radiation.
I dunno. Maybe everybody could die, except Jenny Ortega and Paul Rudd? That’d work for me.
I like your ending.
Yeah, where is Granny Weatherwax when you really need her?
Fairies aren’t all evil. Most of them aren’t, in fact. That doesn’t make them good. Even the good ones (who ate few and far between) tend to have minds that only make sense through a jumble of active glass lab equipment. If you are lucky it is making something that cures cancer while making you tell the truth for a year and a day. If you are unlucky it will be more addictive than cocaine and turn your eyes green (no whites, no pupils, just green).
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Yeah, keeping the far out is a decent reason to keep using steel and iron as much as possible.
Good Heavens. Don’t any of these boobs even read the old stories? Don’t they know what happens to anyone who attempts to tame a unicorn and FAILS?