That was my morning! MULCH!
Getting the MULCH! Bringing the MULCH! home! Carrying the MULCH! badly! Spreading the MULCH! Listening to my waist muscles start screaming about all the MULCH! I was carrying! Getting MULCH! in my shoes! Getting MULCH! on my shirt! Taking ibuprofen to take away the sting from the MULCH!
MULCH!