Short version: Į̵̨̛̛̩̣͙̯̘̩̺̹̣̀͛̽̃̋̓͛̓͑͜͠Ɉ̶̨͚͕͙̖̯͓̠̺͈̱̌̓̓͒̅̄̽͌̋͘̕͜͝ͅ ̷̧̘͍͇̹̗͔̺̬̗̩̣̈́̏͑͋́̑͛͂͒̆̂͝i̷͙̳͔̯͈̤̝̖̪̼̺̓̀̑̌͆̎́̒̔͗̈͜͠͝ͅƨ̷̨̦̮̰͍̩̺͙̻̫̥͛̐̈̽̅̐̿̎̂͆̍͜͝ ̸̢̧̪̟̗̝͈̙̖͎̤̩͂̏̒̓͛̎͋̇̊͒͑̏̽͜n̷̢̞̤͈̬̫̰̖̮̗͍͛̌͊̂͗͐̍̒̂̅̽̾̕ͅơ̶̡̫̼̞̭̳̹͈̖̠̰̓̔̑̅́̋̃̄̈́̋̃͝ͅͅɈ̷̡̢̛̲̫͚̞̝̦̗̦̗̲̔̑̀͌̔͐̾͂̆̚̚ ̵̨̧̗̬̥͕̖̭̲͕̟̱͖̍̋̓̈́͂̃̑̏͘͘̕͝ʇ̷̨̟͔͖̩͎̦͚̭̘̳̖̎͆̃̽́̉̔̉̓̇̓͠ͅȏ̸̡̟̦̦͉̮̺̗̘̘͇͐̍͒̈́͒̉̽̄̐͛͒͆ͅɿ̷̢̮͍̯̙͇̪̩͍̩̜̠̥̒̀́͐̑̃́̈́̾̈̈́͊̑ ̵̡̢̡̢͕̯̜̥̠͇͔̹̾͗̎͊̾͌̿̊͛̈́̍͘γ̷̡̡̨̡͎̜̫̩͙̗̰̝̔̓̑̓̆̀̄̾̈́̚͠ͅǫ̷̨̛̻̳̙̱̺̗̲̭̫̖̂͌͋̒̍̾̽͂͑̈́̄̕υ̸̨̧̨͇̭̻̖̪̣͚͕͎̤͊̈͋̾̀̋̽̄͒̈̚̕͘.̵̡̧̤̲̠͓̜̗̜͚̘̳͛̔͑̒̆̆͊̀̂̊͐̚̚
Slightly longer version: The cHIldrEn wiLl be pleAsed
But it’s so UGLY.
All I know is, the kids were all rolling on the floor.
In a great example of confirmation bias, this review confirms that I can skip this movie.
No harm, no foul to those who want (or need) to take their kids to see it, or have some personal investment in Minecraft.
I am not the audience for the film, having never played the game and having not enjoyed a Jack Black role in … about 25 years (whenever Saving Silverman was).
For this who dig it (ha), enjoy.