I do not hate these children. It is not their fault. Radio Flyer, on the other hand…
This drivable @RadioFlyer #StarWars Landspeeder for kids is the toy parents always wanted growing up. pic.twitter.com/oypXXIsldH
— IGN (@IGN) July 20, 2017
If this is “the toy parents always wanted growing up,” then why don’t you go and F*CKING MAKE US SOME? We’re the ones with the disposable income, remember? At least make the dang thing sturdy enough to support one adult. No, wait, that’s just going to cause trouble, the first time that somebody combines this toy with alcohol. …Hysterical trouble on YouTube, so go ahead anyway.
“F*CKING MAKE US SOME?”
Paging Colin Furze…
I asked this of my grandmother once: Is the future all that you thought it was going to be?
I’m not sure that’s all-terrain enough to handle the dirt roads where I grew up so I would have passed on it for that alone.
You want this… *taps lightsaber* …don’t you?
I remember the “build your own hovercraft” plans for sale in the back of magazines.
I was sorely tempted.
But I’m also a cheapskate.