You know why "everything" tastes like chicken? It isn't everything, it's just all the animals that have dinosaurs as ancestors. Technically they all taste like dinosaur.
— Minerva Zimmerman (@grumpymartian) August 27, 2018
They’re arguing about this in responses, of course. Because this is the Internet. But it’s a good line, at the very least.
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Makes more sense than Buffalo wings.