Goodness gracious.
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Inject your own plasma into your face? That’s a horror scenario right there, even before the specter of dirty needles comes up. How do you know that it’s even your plasma? Alien DNA, demonic ichor, magically-enhanced pseudo-matter, bio-active subversion fluid, or even the old, tried-and-true ‘zombie blood’ angle; the adventure seeds write themselves. For that matter: does this process even work? And what does ‘work’ mean, in this context? I find this all alarmingly fascinating.
“Vampire facial.” The very name is diagnostic, in its way.
“Vampire facial” is only one clue. The other is “Kardashian.”