Oh, great. They’re gonna make another Transformers movie.

Huzzah.

Get ready for more Transformers[*].

Paramount Pictures has made a blind script commitment to develop a new feature based on the popular Hasbro brand.

*I would prefer not to.

Via Coming Soon, which is inexplicably happy to hear this reminder that the heat death of the universe is inexorable, looming over our meager scratches in the dust of a decaying world. And it doesn’t even gloat over it! It doesn’t care enough to gloat. It feels nothing about humanity; not even indifference…

Sorry. I’m not very fond of Transformers movies. Except for, you know.

4 thoughts on “Oh, great. They’re gonna make another Transformers movie.”

  1. Heh. They are special effects tour de force opportunities… but the scripting is rarely any good.
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    Pass.
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    Mew

    1. Doesn’t have to be “good”. As with the tv show, the movie franchise is merely a self-funding commercial for the toy line.

      1. I understand the producers’ motives.. I reject categorically the excuse that marketing doesn’t need a good narrative.
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        I cite, as evidence, “Star Wars”.
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        Your move.
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        Mew

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