As I said myself, this is the Movimento Sociale Italiano phase of the Gawker life-cycle.
Fortunately, necromancy* doesn’t work. The best they can hope for is a lot of galvanized, spastic flailing going on until the dead nerves finally get extra-crispy. Which is actually fine by me: it’s not my money they’re throwing away and and least it stimulates the economy.
Moe Lane
*I had a much better comment in mind, but I’m better than that.
My favorite is the version where the monster kills its maker.
Someone tell Hulk Hogan. I’m sure they still owe him $$$.