I’m not sure if I want him to. I mean, he’s only fifteen.
…what? No, it’s not that he’s too young to play gory video games. The kid’s got a half-dozen of the Resident Evil games already, because he likes horror video games and his grades are fine. No, it’s that fifteen is too young to learn that movies made from one of your favorite video games default to sucking. I’d like him to remain emotionally ignorant of that unfortunate truth for a little while longer.
#commissionearned
Does anyone remember the original advertising for the first Mortal Kombat (1995) movie?
Oh, I remember that movie. I remember the *theme song*. I have the lyrics memorized and everything.
I once had to sing eight words of it for a game of Encore. It took a little while.
How are they ever going to pull this off without Mila Jovovich?