Short version: GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE is absolutely pandering to me, and I am here for it.
Slightly longer version: I deserve this. I get to have nice things. I get to have a very amiable Ghostbusters movie where they bring back almost everybody they can and have them do spooky things with Mad Science and arcanobabble and callbacks and all the rest of it. The critics don’t get it, but then: they never freaking do. Don’t go in expecting ARRIVAL and you’ll be fine.
#commissionearned