The bruise on the ankle by now is spectacular:
…DO NOT DARE TO MOCK MY WIFE’S MONKEY SLIPPERS.
(pause)
Anyway, the bruise is spectacular, but the swelling isn’t too bad and I can actually walk on it. Carefully. Still, once I’m ensconced at Blogger’s Row that’s going to be more or less it. The Row, or an interview room. Maybe the bar.
Moe Lane
Dammit, Moe, I just ate!