This is not quite correct, alas: “Fun fact: conspiracy theories are just fan theories about real life.” It’s very close, but there’s one somewhat problematic wrinkle: there’s always a risk that eventually any particular conspiracy theory will decide to use And it’s all because of the Jooooooos to buttress its argument. This happens a lot in the relevant literature, unfortunately.
Still, decent insight there.
The bigger the conspiracy, the less likely it is to work because the people in on it are just not smart enough to pull it off. best examples: all the attempts at socialism and other planned economies.